According To Dr. Cat, episode 3

Dr. Cat napped on the windowsill. He was wearing a black hat with mouse ears. The word “Meow” was spelled out in dripping red letters.

I knocked on his office door. “Are you available Dr. Cat?”

“Meow, may I help you?” he chuckled.

“What do you recommend for arthritis?”

Dr. Cat handed me a scratching post. “Use this 3 times a day.”

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According To Doctor Cat, episode 2

Dr. Cat perched on his shelf a couple feet above his desk. He was wearing a tie with fishbones on it.

He licked his paw. “How can I help you today?”

“I feel achy, and I have chills.”

Dr. Cat handed me a bottle of cat treats. “Take two of these, and call me in the morning.”

I visited Dr. Cat a few days later. He was back on his perch.

“I took a couple doses of this ‘medicine,’ and it was so salty that it raised my blood pressure!”

Dr. Cat jumped from his perch onto my lap.

“Ouch! C’mon, you weigh almost 30 pounds!”

Dr. Cat returned to his desk, and straightened his tie. “I wasn’t aiming for you, I was aiming for the fly buzzing by your head.”cat-1379687702y5K

Since Your Kiss

I panic for my afterlife

We almost met everyday

The furious heart of a couple we hate

Our love destroyed since your kiss ususena-ruze-cernobila-verze

World’s Strangest Addictions

There have been documented cases of people who are addicted to eating the foam out of couch cushions. These people probably have a condition known as Pica. People who suffer from Pica have the urge to consume non-food items, with no nutritional value, such as dirt, or clay. Pica is believed to be caused by a vitamin deficiency. burning-question-mark

World’s Strangest Addictions

There have been documented cases of people are addicted to eating cat treats. I can’t imagine they are very good for you. My boyfriend accidently ate a cat treat. You should have seen the face he made. He spit it out, and complained that it was way too salty. cat-1379687702y5K

According To Dr. Cat…

Dr. Cat nudged his spectacles back onto his whiskered face. He rolled up a cigarette full of catnip, and took a puff. “Would you like one?”

I shook my head.

“That’s right,” he chuckled, “Catnip has no affect on humans.” He pawed at a ball of yarn dangling from his desk. “How can I help you today?”

“How can you be a doctor?” I gasped, “You can’t be real!” Cats aren’t even supposed to talk.”

Dr. Cat sighed, and took a hit off his cigarette. “Aren’t you pet owners ever going to realize that your cat owns you, not the other way around…”

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