A mummified man covered in blood
Haunted Oregon’s highway 101
If you spot him, your engine you should gun!
He busts windows, and hops into cars
You don’t want those mental scars!
Some say he was a logger who was cursed
Went through a woodchipper
His bloody remains were disbursed
Legend goes that he kills for sport
And he snacks of stray dogs
Make sure you don’t get that turn wrong
Two lovers were surprised
When they saw the deranged man’s eyes
They were lucky they survived